“He knows words. He has the best words.”

- Donald Trump, Describing My Job For Me

Hey, I’m Jordan. I’m a creative director and copywriter with extensive B2B and B2C experience. I’m a writer of many things but I specialize in those uplifting sayings that appear on wooden signs at TJ Maxx. I’m also a comic and podcaster, which leaves me with too many hobbies and very little free time, so please don’t ask me if I play golf.

If you’re here for my portfolio, you can find that linked in the menu at the top.

If you’re here for comedy, just scroll down.

A Sneak Peek of My Work

Throughout my career I’ve had the privilege of working on exciting campaigns for some of the world’s most notable brands, below are just a few. You can take a look at my full portfolio from the menu in the header.

Upcoming Shows

Bop or Flop Podcast

Bop or Flop is a labor of love and podcast I run with my best friend. Every week we (or a guest) chooses a date in history and we revisit the top 10 songs from the Billboard Hot 100 from that week. Do the songs hold up? Are they good? Are they bad? Do they Bop or Flop?